So all was well, and my boyfriend never learned of my loss. I had the earrings sent to my post office box, you see, so he would never have to know about my irresponsible actions.
So all was well, and I even got the Sundance catalog delivered to my box. Bonus! Even though I couldn't afford anything from those pages, I still love looking at the catalog...
So all was well, until I one day opened my post office box,
To find it crammed with mail order catalogs, all addressed to me.
This was the start of a catalog inundation. I didn't understand it- how did all these catalogs get my name and address? How did they all seem to appeal to my unique taste sensibilities? What was going on here? I mean, I have never even ordered from a catalog! I had only ordered one thing once off of the Internet- one thing, one thing only...
My Frida Kahlo earrings from Sundance.
All of a sudden it was shockingly clear. All these catalogs- all those dead trees- all my fault- all because of one innocent Internet order.
How, I wondered, how, could Robert do this to me? How could he make me, a self-described tree-hugger, responsible for the death of so many innocent, beautiful trees?
I decided further investigation was needed... Please click here to find out just how many trees Sundance kills a year.